After I left the University of Ulster I
used to sit in the house all day.
My wife Elizabeth
said: "Arthur, you could do something useful, like vacuum the house once a
week."
I said, "OK.
Show me the vacuum cleaner."
Half an hour later,
I went into the kitchen to get some coffee.
Elizabeth said,
"I didn't hear the vacuum work. I thought you were going to use it?"
I said: "The
stupid thing is broken. It won't start. We’ve got to buy a new one."
"Really",
she says, "Show me: it worked OK the last time."
So I did …
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